Okay, this story is funny. Mom was sitting down on the couch watching tv with her leg up on the arm rest sprawled out. Probably eating popcorn. She heard someone come down the stairs, thought it was Duke and nothing more. She felt something hit her in the head, ignored it…then again and again. She threw some popcorn back at him, looked back and he was hiding behind a chair. This went on for a few minutes then mom thought she’d be funny and let out a huge LONG fart. It was silent for a minute, then she heard giggles from behind her. She looked back, and Duke was crying he was laughing so hard. “What’s so funny?” she said. Then, Khaled, Duke’s friend popped his head up from behind the chair. “Oh my gosh!” she whispered, then got up and sprinted up the stairs, into her room and shut the door. She was mortified. She could never look him in the eyes again.
OH KIMBERLY!In her 50 wise years she has had too many embarrassing, weird things happen to her and it wouldn’t be fair to keep them in the family. She is special, she is funny. She’s got 8 kids, and as she says “each one took a part of her brain with them at birth”. So what if her house is a mess? So what if she drives like a crazy at night? So what if she talks herself into weird situations she can’t get out of? She’s my mom and I love her.