One time when she was visiting me at work in Utah, my co-worker and good friend Jamie noticed she was wearing two different shoes. She didn’t tell me until my mom went outside, so I had to see for myself. Sure enough, she was wearing two TOTALLY different shoes. Not just different colors, we’re talking a tennis shoe and a flat. How can you not tell? Can you not feel the difference? I asked her if she knew what she had done, she replied “oh, whoops”. It was at least 3 in the afternoon. Wow.
OH KIMBERLY!In her 50 wise years she has had too many embarrassing, weird things happen to her and it wouldn’t be fair to keep them in the family. She is special, she is funny. She’s got 8 kids, and as she says “each one took a part of her brain with them at birth”. So what if her house is a mess? So what if she drives like a crazy at night? So what if she talks herself into weird situations she can’t get out of? She’s my mom and I love her.