Kimberly has had a reoccurring dream since she was a child. If anyone can translate this one, it would help her tremendously. She’s being chased by ghosts, they shoot her in the butt and all her teeth fall out. The teeth falling out is the scariest part for her. She’s got falsies in front. Her greatest fear is that when the world comes to an end, and her tooth breaks, she won’t have anyone to fix it and she’ll have to walk around with the little spikes that are left under her fake ones.
OH KIMBERLY!In her 50 wise years she has had too many embarrassing, weird things happen to her and it wouldn’t be fair to keep them in the family. She is special, she is funny. She’s got 8 kids, and as she says “each one took a part of her brain with them at birth”. So what if her house is a mess? So what if she drives like a crazy at night? So what if she talks herself into weird situations she can’t get out of? She’s my mom and I love her.