One time when my mom was talking to the bishop at our church and he had to write something down. She reached into her purse and pulled out what she thought was a pen and held it straight up and said “here!”. It was a tampon.
This is not the first time she’s had a tampon mishap. She was in high school, had a new boyfriend, and she was crazy about him… so hot. She went with him to the eyeglass shop to pick out his new specs. She thought while she was there she’d have the screw on her glasses (probably fake ones just to make her look cool/smart) tightened. She pulled out her glasses case, opened it up and a tampon flew across the floor. It slid past her new beau. Ahhh! She picked it up and smoothly and kept on walking, right out the door . She forgot she hid her stash in there. It was a good idea at the time, but those are things you should probably remember. That relationship didn’t last long.