Kimberly eats popcorn. TONS of popcorn. There was a time where she’d go through at least 4 bags a day. Well I’m not sure whose idea it was, but we thought it’d be funny to see if we could sneak in some packing peanuts into her popcorn bag. We got a little carried away, and emptied almost ½ of the bag and filled it back up with packing peanuts when she wasn’t looking. Granted, she was watching TV, but she ate the whole bag without flinching! Packing peanuts!!! We didn’t tell her until a while after, she got pissed, and didn’t believe us. How do you not notice?!
OH KIMBERLY!In her 50 wise years she has had too many embarrassing, weird things happen to her and it wouldn’t be fair to keep them in the family. She is special, she is funny. She’s got 8 kids, and as she says “each one took a part of her brain with them at birth”. So what if her house is a mess? So what if she drives like a crazy at night? So what if she talks herself into weird situations she can’t get out of? She’s my mom and I love her.