Whenever I had a dentist or doctors appointment I would have my mom schedule it in the morning if possible. I knew that I could convince her to let me stay with her for the rest of the day and not go back to school. One time, after a dentist appointment, she let me stay. As we pulled into the driveway my mom yelled “hit the deck!”. My dad’s car was parked outside of the house. “Dang it! What’s he doing home?”. She knew he’d be mad, so she had me lay on the floor in the back of our 15 passenger van and threw some magazines and candy bars back for me to read until he left. He took about and hour to leave. He still doesn’t know, not that he’d be surprised.
OH KIMBERLY!In her 50 wise years she has had too many embarrassing, weird things happen to her and it wouldn’t be fair to keep them in the family. She is special, she is funny. She’s got 8 kids, and as she says “each one took a part of her brain with them at birth”. So what if her house is a mess? So what if she drives like a crazy at night? So what if she talks herself into weird situations she can’t get out of? She’s my mom and I love her.