Kimberly had a job as an elevator girl at a hotel when she was 17. She would stand in a smoky elevator and push the buttons to the floor where you wanted to go. She did it for 2 years. Very exciting and challenging. She did such a good job at it that she got promoted to an old fashioned switchboard telephone operator. She was sooo excited. About a month into the promotion, she messed up big time. She accidentally connected a wife calling in with her husband, who happened to be on the line already with his mistress. I guess the husband got upset and went to management, his wife heard everything he had been hiding. Kim found herself back in the elevator the very next day.
OH KIMBERLY!In her 50 wise years she has had too many embarrassing, weird things happen to her and it wouldn’t be fair to keep them in the family. She is special, she is funny. She’s got 8 kids, and as she says “each one took a part of her brain with them at birth”. So what if her house is a mess? So what if she drives like a crazy at night? So what if she talks herself into weird situations she can’t get out of? She’s my mom and I love her.