OH KIMBERLY!In her 50 wise years she has had too many embarrassing, weird things happen to her and it wouldn’t be fair to keep them in the family. She is special, she is funny. She’s got 8 kids, and as she says “each one took a part of her brain with them at birth”. So what if her house is a mess? So what if she drives like a crazy at night? So what if she talks herself into weird situations she can’t get out of? She’s my mom and I love her.
Category Archives: Why Me?
Mom, Whitney and I in 2004 went on a cruise in the Caribbean. I talked her into going, I had to have someone over 25 in the room with us. It was fun. We locked her in the small bathroom … Continue reading
A couple years ago, Kimmy decided it was time to start over, get back on the wagon and start dieting and working out again. That day started out a great day, and she was really feeling good about her progress. … Continue reading
Okay, this story is funny. Mom was sitting down on the couch watching tv with her leg up on the arm rest sprawled out. Probably eating popcorn. She heard someone come down the stairs, thought it was Duke and nothing … Continue reading
Kimberly loves antique shopping. What older woman doesn’t? She and a friend went to a shop downtown and were quickly overwhelmed with all the treasures. Kim turned around to look at some more stuff when her purse swung and smacked … Continue reading
She’s got to learn things that work for others won’t always work for her. I guess mom saw my dad’s reaction once to a road rager. Instead of flipping him off, he pretended he was picking his nose obnoxiously. So … Continue reading
9 months pregnant with her 8th child, mom was ready to pop. A week before Grace’s due date, Dad took all the kids to church to let her rest. She got a craving and breaks out the Keebler’s Fudge Stripe … Continue reading
Kimberly, Whitney (my sis) and I were in Tampa, Florida a day or so before we embarked on a Caribbean cruise. We drove around town trying to find what’s hot, and mom thought she was funny calling the locals “Tampons”. … Continue reading
We were at Disneyworld, on Epcot’s Journey Into Imagination ride. I can’t remember who it was, probably Duke, but we had an infant in the group and he was getting hungry. Mom was relieved, finally a private dark place where … Continue reading
When Kimberly emails she is totally consumed by it. We’re talking tunnel vision, tuning out the world. Duke (my brother) thought it would be funny to see how close he could get his bare butt to her face before she … Continue reading