Category Archives: Why Me?

You betta Belize it

Mom, Whitney and I in 2004 went on a cruise in the Caribbean. I talked her into going, I had to have someone over 25 in the room with us.  It was fun.  We locked her in the small bathroom … Continue reading

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Prize Winner

A couple years ago, Kimmy decided it was time to start over, get back on the wagon and start dieting and working out again.  That day started out a great day, and she was really feeling good about her progress. … Continue reading

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She let it slip

Okay, this story is funny. Mom was sitting down on the couch watching tv with her leg up on the arm rest sprawled out. Probably eating popcorn. She heard someone come down the stairs, thought it was Duke and nothing … Continue reading

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Broken

Kimberly loves antique shopping.  What older woman doesn’t?  She and a friend went to a shop downtown and were quickly overwhelmed with all the treasures.  Kim turned around to look at some more stuff when her purse swung and smacked … Continue reading

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Nose Picker

She’s got to learn things that work for others won’t always work for her. I guess mom saw my dad’s reaction once to a road rager. Instead of flipping him off, he pretended he was picking his nose obnoxiously. So … Continue reading

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Gracie Cookies

9 months pregnant with her 8th child, mom was ready to pop.  A week before Grace’s due date,  Dad took all the kids to church to let her rest. She got a craving and breaks out the Keebler’s Fudge Stripe … Continue reading

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Mommy Mardi Gras! WhOOOoooOO!

Kimberly, Whitney (my sis) and I were in Tampa, Florida a day or so before we embarked on a Caribbean cruise.  We drove around town trying to find what’s hot, and mom thought she was funny calling the locals “Tampons”. … Continue reading

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Indecent Exposure

We were at  Disneyworld, on Epcot’s Journey Into Imagination ride. I can’t remember who it was, probably Duke, but we had an infant in the group and he was getting hungry.  Mom was relieved, finally a private dark place where … Continue reading

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Bare Butt

When Kimberly emails she is totally consumed by it.  We’re talking tunnel vision, tuning out the world.  Duke (my brother) thought it would be funny to see how close he could get his bare butt to her face before she … Continue reading

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Melons Up!

Kimberly was in charge of getting food for the church’s ward youth conference one year.  She went to Costco to pick up a bunch of stuff.  She stopped by produce first.  She walked over to the huge cardboard boxes of … Continue reading

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