OH KIMBERLY!In her 50 wise years she has had too many embarrassing, weird things happen to her and it wouldn’t be fair to keep them in the family. She is special, she is funny. She’s got 8 kids, and as she says “each one took a part of her brain with them at birth”. So what if her house is a mess? So what if she drives like a crazy at night? So what if she talks herself into weird situations she can’t get out of? She’s my mom and I love her.
Category Archives: She says
I got my mom these HD Night Vision Glasses a while back as a joke. I think it was after she was driving my sisters and I down to Gig Harbor one rainy night and we almost died. She’s a … Continue reading
So mom asked today “What’s the name of that Beyonce song about singlets?” This was after we had just been talking about how flattering the men’s track team singlets were. Umm…. Single Ladies? “Oooohhhh!” So there’s that and then there’s … Continue reading
Mom asked the other day what song I would want to play when I walked in the room…I don’t know. She said “Brick House” has always spoke to her and she thinks it would be perfect for her theme song. … Continue reading
I had got myself into some big mess at school. I was supposed to write about a big event that changed my life. I did what I do best, and made it up. I wrote about how I had gone … Continue reading
When Kimberly gets mad she is funny. She gets all flustered and the best things come out of her mouth. “Does that make you feel like a man?” is a popular one, or “did something happen at school today?”.
Kimberly has had a reoccurring dream since she was a child. If anyone can translate this one, it would help her tremendously. She’s being chased by ghosts, they shoot her in the butt and all her teeth fall out. The … Continue reading
She has these shoes I really can’t stand and wears them all the time. White Sketchers. So sick and so old lady. But I guess she is 50 now, so it’s okay.
Whenever I had a dentist or doctors appointment I would have my mom schedule it in the morning if possible. I knew that I could convince her to let me stay with her for the rest of the day and … Continue reading
At Kimberly’s funeral she said it’s okay if we sing “Ding, dong the witch is dead!”.