OH KIMBERLY!In her 50 wise years she has had too many embarrassing, weird things happen to her and it wouldn’t be fair to keep them in the family. She is special, she is funny. She’s got 8 kids, and as she says “each one took a part of her brain with them at birth”. So what if her house is a mess? So what if she drives like a crazy at night? So what if she talks herself into weird situations she can’t get out of? She’s my mom and I love her.
Category Archives: Miss Understood
I got my mom these HD Night Vision Glasses a while back as a joke. I think it was after she was driving my sisters and I down to Gig Harbor one rainy night and we almost died. She’s a … Continue reading
Mom was in the car with the boys and their neighbor friend. They were probably 12-14 years old. Chris, the neighbor friend, was sitting up front next to Kim and was talking to the boys about something. Kim wasn’t really … Continue reading
She swings her arms high and strong when she walks. She knows it bugs me.
Kimberly has had a reoccurring dream since she was a child. If anyone can translate this one, it would help her tremendously. She’s being chased by ghosts, they shoot her in the butt and all her teeth fall out. The … Continue reading
Kimberly was adopted at birth. Whenever she’s asked what nationality she is, or anything about her background she claims she’s an alien. Oprah had a long lost sister, so now she swears she’s related to Princess Di somehow. She still … Continue reading
The family goes to Las Margaritas a lot. They know we need extra salsa for mom to drink, and to keep the chips flowing. Mom gets nervous around anyone with an accent and always does something worth watching. Our waiter … Continue reading
Kimberly, Whitney (my sis) and I were in Tampa, Florida a day or so before we embarked on a Caribbean cruise. We drove around town trying to find what’s hot, and mom thought she was funny calling the locals “Tampons”. … Continue reading
Mom drinks a lot of Diet Dr. Pepper from the 76 station down the hill. We go at least once a day. Peter, the owner from India, always greets us with “hows your days?”. He talks to us about our … Continue reading
Kimberly was mad in the car one day. Someone said something that really pissed her off. She searched inside her for the right words, turned around and screamed “DOG BREATH YOUR BUTT!!”.
Kimbo thought it said “Danger, danger, my balls itch!” in the chorus of this song. Same woman who thought the “Thong Song” by Sisqo said “dong, da dong, dong dong”. Electric Six High Voltage