Kimberly was mad in the car one day. Someone said something that really pissed her off. She searched inside her for the right words, turned around and screamed “DOG BREATH YOUR BUTT!!”.
OH KIMBERLY!
In her 50 wise years she has had too many embarrassing, weird things happen to her and it wouldn’t be fair to keep them in the family. She is special, she is funny. She’s got 8 kids, and as she says “each one took a part of her brain with them at birth”. So what if her house is a mess? So what if she drives like a crazy at night? So what if she talks herself into weird situations she can’t get out of? She’s my mom and I love her.Categories
This is pretty much my new favorite blog. Mostly because your mom is my favorite. And she’s really hilarious.