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Please be patient…

Sorry about the weird emails and Facebook updates… I’m in the process of transferring the site and possibly redesigning.  Thank you for your patience, I have a HUGE list of more stories to add, just trying to find the time … Continue reading

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Kim In HD

I got my mom these HD Night Vision Glasses a while back as a joke.  I think it was after she was driving my sisters and I down to Gig Harbor one rainy night and we almost died.  She’s a … Continue reading

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Gullible Girl

Duke, mom and I were getting lunch the other day. Duke looks over at me then says, “mom, I’ve been wanting to tell you this for quite a while now but I’m afraid at what you’ll say….”. He paused then … Continue reading

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Dummy

My friend had a life sized, very realistic dummy that we used for all sorts of things.  He had a beard, and we dressed it in all black, with a black beanie and put him in Kimberly’s bathroom. He was … Continue reading

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You betta Belize it

Mom, Whitney and I in 2004 went on a cruise in the Caribbean. I talked her into going, I had to have someone over 25 in the room with us.  It was fun.  We locked her in the small bathroom … Continue reading

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Beyonce

So mom asked today “What’s the name of that Beyonce song about singlets?” This was after we had just been talking about how flattering the men’s track team singlets were. Umm…. Single Ladies?          “Oooohhhh!” So there’s that and then there’s … Continue reading

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Put a Sticker on It

My Dad was always on Mom’s back about babying us kids. She worried too much, and she needed to let the kids be kids.  Whitney came running into the house one day crying and holding her arm.  Someone had pushed … Continue reading

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Distracted

My Grandpa Englund was a fun guy, but reserved and not very touchy feely.  He was sitting in his chair with a group of people and Kimberly was standing behind him.  She started telling a story, getting real into it, … Continue reading

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Brick House

Mom asked the other day what song I would want to play when I walked in the room…I don’t know.  She said “Brick House” has always spoke to her and she thinks it would be perfect for her theme song.  … Continue reading

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Whoopsie!

Mom was in the car with the boys and their neighbor friend.  They were probably 12-14 years old.  Chris, the neighbor friend, was sitting up front next to Kim and was talking to the boys about something.  Kim wasn’t really … Continue reading

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