Kimberly was adopted at birth. Whenever she’s asked what nationality she is, or anything about her background she claims she’s an alien. Oprah had a long lost sister, so now she swears she’s related to Princess Di somehow. She still remembers “exactly where I was when I found out she died”. She didn’t come out of her room for 4 days. She thought she was entitled to part of her wardrobe or jewelery. I had to remind her that Di’s stuff wasn’t Juicy Couture or The North Face, so she wouldn’t want it anyway.
OH KIMBERLY!In her 50 wise years she has had too many embarrassing, weird things happen to her and it wouldn’t be fair to keep them in the family. She is special, she is funny. She’s got 8 kids, and as she says “each one took a part of her brain with them at birth”. So what if her house is a mess? So what if she drives like a crazy at night? So what if she talks herself into weird situations she can’t get out of? She’s my mom and I love her.