Alien Royalty

Kimberly was adopted at birth. Whenever she’s asked what nationality she is, or anything about her background she claims she’s an alien.  Oprah had a long lost sister, so now she swears she’s related to Princess Di somehow.  She still remembers “exactly where I was when I found out she died”. She didn’t come out of her room for 4 days. She thought she was entitled to part of her wardrobe or jewelery. I had to remind her that  Di’s stuff wasn’t Juicy Couture or The North Face, so she wouldn’t want it anyway.


I think she looks like the alien more…but that’s just me.

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One Response to Alien Royalty

  1. amanda says:

    does that make you guys, her kids half alien?? :-)

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