She’s Kimberly Englund. She’s got the magic personality that make people feel accepted and comfortable. She has the stupidest things happen to her and she’s one of a kind. When I told her I was doing this she said people wouldn’t believe that all this stuff happened to just one person. This is all real, and it IS all about her. She’s probably pissed I’m writing some of these, but she’s got so many stories I’m sick of hearing. Hopefully with this blog people will already know her stories, and she won’t have to repeat herself. For the sake of our relationship, I’m sorry mom, don’t take this stuff personally.
OH KIMBERLY!In her 50 wise years she has had too many embarrassing, weird things happen to her and it wouldn’t be fair to keep them in the family. She is special, she is funny. She’s got 8 kids, and as she says “each one took a part of her brain with them at birth”. So what if her house is a mess? So what if she drives like a crazy at night? So what if she talks herself into weird situations she can’t get out of? She’s my mom and I love her.